You might be Evil

I'm not the biggest fan of Jeff Foxworthy, but I do think his "You might be a Redneck" stuff is good, as it is pretty darned funny. After examining what I said on Parenthetically Speaking, and in the spirit of Mr. Foxworthy's material, I'm putting this down in 1s and 0s. To clarify what I had to say on SJ's blog, it was in response to another blogger's suggestion to put dog poop in liquor to bait construction contractors' pilfering said liquor. What I suggested was Bailey's with syrup of ipecac. That made me think later, that I might be evil. Thus the inspiration for this post.

You might be evil if:

you have no qualms with sending others to their deaths.
you take credit for someone else's work and set them up to discredit their character.
the local priests and other holy men, avert their eyes and start reciting prayers when they see you.
the trailer you had moved to the woods, wasn't yours.
you had it done in the middle of the night after screwing the doors and windows shut.
your best friends are vampires, werewolves, zombies, mummies or other widely feared and deadly creatures.
you find you're jealous, and don't even know why.
you lie to innocents just for fun.
they make movies about you, while you're serving life in prison.
you find yourself laughing at the smell of brimstone and the flames around you.
your knapsack is full of guns, knives, ammo and explosive devices, and you've never been in the military.
you find yourself thinking of revenge for things that just don't matter
you bait someone into doing something they wouldn't normally do, then call them names for it.
you then call your crew into the ensuing fracas.
you attack your victims without provocation.

So what do you think? Can you think of any additional ones to add?