Viral Story Tag: Courtesy of Mike Minzes

Rules
1. Copy and paste the story below, and the rules, on your blog.
2. Find out who you're going to tag. (2-3 people, or more, if you wish)
3. Write one or two sentences to continue the story, and use the titles of the blogs you're tagging or any word(s) associated with them as keywords in the links you include in your part of the story.
4. Remember to tell your taggees that you've tagged them!
5. Feel free to use this and start your own viral link story. I'd very much appreciate a link back to Mother's Home if you do. (Or a tag, if you prefer!)

Once upon a time, after the evil stepmom had put up a Barbed wire fence around everything, the Empress came and shouted: "I've come to give you A little piece of me mind!" The evil stepmom, Shelby, came out to see what all the Rambling from this Crazy person was about. The cranky, evil stepmom watched in horror as the insane person began to parade around singing "A Boy Named Sue."

It seemed like forever this insane person would sing and for miles he would parade, all the while twisting and dancing to the song.

It was nothing short of sheer brilliance, though, this Empress, dancing like a wild monkey in an accordian store, waving goodbye to the evil (and I mean very evil) stepmom and heading off to her job as a Kelly Girl on a military base in South Carolina. It was there she was swept off her feet by Officer Gorgeous and signed up to be part of the USO.

It was day by day living with Officer Gorgeous. They went to dances, watched movies, star-gazed, & drank their fountain drinks from the same glass. Then, her Mother, Sister, and Friend came along.....

She hadn't seen them for years, and couldn't wait to introduce her new love to them. "This is Officer Gorgeous," she said. "He's really a misplaced midwesterner. We're crazy in love!"

"You must come all the way home with us!" her family cried.

She countered their pleas by saying, "I can't go all the way back to Mayberry, Mom."

Her brother stepped in and said, "Hey, while your Officer Gorgeous has been keeping your fires burning on the homefront, his wife -- yeah, I said wife -- is raising their screaming masses."

Meanwhile the evil stepmom was back at the Evil Homestead with her slave boy Charles. Poor Charles struggled to break free and make a new life with Mebs mommy. Her name was Jenny!. Jenny had long flowing red hair, beautiful eyes and the mouth of a sailor on shore leave.

Charles having had to deal with evil stepmoms in another life, determined that his lot would not be to live in slavery, so with the magic of the powerful Snow Elf, his plan unfolded to wrest free his life. The Snow Elf, conjured up two clever women, Serena Joy and the Lady of House of Lime. Together the four of them with the aid of a puckering flavored green citrus fruit, lime , and the tongue twisting talents of Parenthetically Speaking of Just Another Ironic Coincidence, the spell caused the evil stepmom to make an ash of herself.

Snow Elf, Lime, and Serena Joy, I am hereby Tagging you. Just think now you don't have to think about what that post will be. :D