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Friday, May 25, 2007

Georgy Porgy

Georgy Porgy, pudding and pie,
Kissed the world and made us die.
When the boys fell down to lay,
Georgy Porgy ran away.

COME OUT TO PLAY
Girls and boys, come out to play,
The moon doth shine as bright as day;
Leave your supper, and leave your sleep,
And come with your playfellows into the street.
Come with a whoop, come with a call,
Come with a good will or not at all.
Up the ladder and down the wall,
A half-penny roll will serve us all.
You find milk, and I’ll find flour,
We could be dead in half an hour.


Hmm. After having done this, it seems it might make a good tag, so to anyone desiring to, here it is: Rewrite a Mothergoose Nursery Rhyme, hundreds may be found at www.mothergoose.com. Extra points for double entendres.

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21 Comments:

At Friday, May 25, 2007 at 3:12:00 PM EDT, Blogger Top cat $visitorIP said...

could this be the George I think you're talking about?

What does this post in full mean?
I clicked on it and it takes me back to the post.

At Friday, May 25, 2007 at 4:25:00 PM EDT, Blogger Serena Joy $visitorIP said...

I love what you've done with Mother Goose. LOL. I just might give it a go. Look out.:)

At Friday, May 25, 2007 at 5:44:00 PM EDT, Blogger Charles $visitorIP said...

Serena Joy,
Hi there. Glad you like the idea.
Feel free to use and abuse it as you see fit. I'd love to see how your's comes out.

Charles

At Friday, May 25, 2007 at 6:45:00 PM EDT, Blogger Serena Joy $visitorIP said...

This Mother Goose was fairly easy to pervert. LOL.

CRY, BABY, CRY

Lie, baby, lie,
Stick a poker in your eye,
And tell me again it wasn’t a lie...

At Friday, May 25, 2007 at 8:15:00 PM EDT, Blogger Charles $visitorIP said...

SJ,
Well done. Unfortunately you don't get the extra points. hehe
Now try to make it mean something else.

At Friday, May 25, 2007 at 8:40:00 PM EDT, Blogger MONA $visitorIP said...

Tag got me again?
Or...
I got the tag instead...
One never seems to know such things
...
Move on to your next blog, I just honored your Tag.

At Friday, May 25, 2007 at 11:09:00 PM EDT, Blogger Serena Joy $visitorIP said...

Trying again.

COME, LET’S TO BED

“To bed! To bed!”
Sleepy Spoon said,
“Tarry awhile,” says Knife;
“Stoke up the fire,”
And let's retire;
“We’ll fork a bit for dear life.”

At Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 12:37:00 PM EDT, Blogger Charles $visitorIP said...

Wow SJ,
Way to twist em. Am I mistaken in thinking its a composite from your titled rhyme and 'The Cat and the Fiddle?' I'd not thought to try that. Very creative.
Mona did several in a very short while. She's so funny.
I think
Top Cat
may jump in, since this stuff is just for fun.
I love you guys.

At Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 3:25:00 PM EDT, Blogger Serena Joy $visitorIP said...

I just went to the Mother Goose site you referenced, picked one, and started twisting it.:)

At Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 7:23:00 AM EDT, Blogger Top cat $visitorIP said...

good morning charles, I posted a comment yesterday but it must not have published.

I also chose Humpty Dumpty and this is in honor of all our fallen soldiers on the Memorial weekend

little georgy started a war
little georgy can’t find the door
neither soldiers nor tanks can stop the death
sadly each day another breathes their last breath

At Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 9:22:00 AM EDT, Blogger Charles $visitorIP said...

TC,
WOW! I love it. That is worthy of much praise, much more than I could find the words to express.
I didn't see any comments from you, so I can't blame its not posting on my end. If I had seen it and it was lost, I would let you know.

At Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 11:34:00 AM EDT, Blogger Dan $visitorIP said...

Extra points for double entendres? Excellent. By the way, you should get extra points for spelling double entendres correctly. That's a tough one. (I copied and pasted yours. Had I tried myself it would have looked liked double entendras. Or something.)

At Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 11:35:00 AM EDT, Blogger MONA $visitorIP said...

Charles

((((HUGS))))

At Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 12:08:00 PM EDT, Blogger Top cat $visitorIP said...

thank you charles.
I believe the fault was on my end.:)
Have a good weekend.
tc

At Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 1:45:00 PM EDT, Blogger Charles $visitorIP said...

Dan,
I spelled it correctly the first time, but I made sure I checked it, too. Kinda like the omnocatapillar. :)

Mona,
(((HUGS))) back at you.

TC,
Have a good one, my good man.

At Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 11:23:00 PM EDT, Blogger Keshi $visitorIP said...

Brilliant!

Keshi.

At Monday, May 28, 2007 at 10:25:00 AM EDT, Blogger Charles $visitorIP said...

Thanks Keshi. Your post " A Chance To Live" inspired me.

At Monday, May 28, 2007 at 11:24:00 PM EDT, Blogger Keshi $visitorIP said...

wow I feel honored.

Keshi.

At Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:00:00 AM EDT, Blogger no.good.at.coding $visitorIP said...

Ok, this isn't original and it's pretty straight-forwardly risque ( of sorts ). I heard Whoopi Goldberg quote this on 'Hollywood Squares' once:

Georgy Porgy puddin' and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, turns out he was gay!

I found this really funny. I mean, it's not discrimantory or offensive ( is it? I didn't find it to be so ).

At Monday, June 25, 2007 at 10:07:00 AM EDT, Blogger Charles $visitorIP said...

Hahaha. I don't know about discriminatory, I would think that would be up to the individual, but what do I know? I'm not gay and don't really have any insight into how anyone thinks other than myself, but I suppose if the person is looking to be insulted, a reason can be found in just recognizing any kind of difference.

At Monday, June 25, 2007 at 1:08:00 PM EDT, Blogger no.good.at.coding $visitorIP said...

"but I suppose if the person is looking to be insulted, a reason can be found in just recognizing any kind of difference."

Hmm, that is very well put and so very true. There are some people you just can't reason with; they already believe what they believe and there's nothing anyone can do about that.

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